Joe Biden is a crook.
Always has been. Always will be.
And he oversees a family crime syndicate that stretches back not just years, but decades.
In fact, it stretches back all the way to the very first day he avariciously entered public off, choosing to make playing politics his sole, lifetime career.
Not because of honorable intentions. Not by a long shot.
But because it would allow him to feed from the taxpayer trough – while shaking down the rich and powerful to pad his crime family’s pockets.
You see, Joesph Robinette Biden has never had any interests in mind other than his own.
And his thinly veiled posturing as a “public servant” has long been a transparent ploy even to the most casual eye.
A transparent gratuitous and grating ploy.
Journey back with me, if you will, to the year 1981.
I was the Director of Communications for the US Senate Majority Conference. A role in which I regularly interacted with members of the Senate on both sides of the aisle.
A group of Senate leaders and I were ensconced in a hearing room preparing to video an impromptu meeting on a God knows what. We did it all the time.
Suddenly the doors swung open, and a gormlessly grinning Joe Biden stuck his head in and shouted (to his vacuous mind, humorously}, “Now, be nice guys!”
Laughing uproariously, as if he had just sent the audience into hysterics with his priceless wit, he strutted proudly away shaking his head in self-adulation.
At which point, the late, great Republican icon from North Carolina, Jesse Helms, turned to me whispered almost inaudibly, “There goes the biggest idiot in the United States Senate, son. And that’s saying something.”
Jesse could have added, “And the biggest crook, as well.”
Joseph Robinette Biden arrived in Washington with nary a penny to his name. And while vice president, he reveled in describing himself as “the poorest man in Congress” (a demonstrable lie, of course).
Yet, now, he and his grasping, greedy, gold-digging wife are fabulously wealthy – with an admitted net worth of $10 million and not one, but two highly valued mansions (one oceanfront, so its value multiplies exponentially by the day).
Joe says he accumulated the wealth through the sell of his books (which you can get on any quarter clearance table at your nearby bookstore) and fastidious penny pinching – though as vice president he claimed "I don't own a single stock or bond. … I have no savings accounts.”
Ten million bucks and two mansions, all from penny-packing parsimony – not bad for a guy whose average salary throughout most of his adult life was somewhere in the neighborhood of $100,00 a year.
So how did “Lunch Bucket” Joe get so wealthy?
In short, and in sum, he bribed, embezzled, cheated and stole.
Which is why he just pardoned his consiglieri bagman son, Rober Hunter Biden.
The media, of course, is acting shocked and surprised – while at the same time kinda, sorta, well almost, defending Crooked Joe’s outrageous act.
Of course, it’s kinda wrong, CIA-owned Politico intones right on cue. And, okay, he did break his promise in a way.
But, well, gee, you just gotta understand that the evil, fascist. Hitlerian Donald Trump had long been “fixated” (Politico’s word) on poor helpless Hunter. And, well (sob, sob, sob) they had turned trying to get little Hunter into a mean, nasty “parlor game” (again, Politico’s word – no doubt straight from their CIA talking points handout).
And do, consiglieri bagman Hunter walks Scott free – with the most shockingly all-encompassing and far-reaching pardon since Tricky Dick skated on Watergate.
Here is how a shocked Jonathan Turley described the cyclopedic Hunter “Stay-Out-Of-Jail Free” pass (and I quote it almost in full simply because it is too good for you to miss a single syllable):
“I hope Americans will understand why a father and a President would come to this decision." Americans may have a more difficult time understanding how a president could repeatedly and adamantly deny that he would issue this pardon when he was running for reelection.
It is also notable that, after insisting that these cases were politically motivated, Biden also pardoned for ANY crimes that may have been committed " from Jan. 1, 2014 to Dec. 1, 2024. That is precisely the type of sweeping immunity grant that the federal judge balked at in the hearing when the earlier sweetheart deal feel apart. The judge asked the prosecutor if he had ever seen such a deal and he admitted that he had not.
Hunter Biden is hardly the poster child for a victim of over-enforcement of federal laws. He was given a free pass on allegations that he was an unregistered agent and was the personification of influence peddling in Washington.
NBC is reporting that Biden was discussing this pardon back in June when the White House was steadfastly denying that it was considering such a pardon. With this pardon, Joe Biden shredded any residue of veracity and credibility as president.
For years, he was repeatedly asked if he met any of his son's clients. He lied and denied it. He was repeatedly asked if he was aware of Hunter's foreign dealings. He repeatedly lied and denied it. He was asked if he would pardon his son. He repeatedly lied and denied it. Notably, when he was running for reelection and denying that he would pardon Hunter, few believed him. Some of us noted that Hunter's bizarre legal strategy only made sense if he was told that, in the worst-case scenario, his father would pardon him.
There is only one aspect of the unpardonable pardon that is missing from Mr. Turley’s litany.
And that, my friends, is the real reason Joseph Robinette Biden specifically extended the pardon to the precise date of January 1, 2014.
Now think back. Just pause a second and think back: What major event occurred in 2014 that shaped the European terrain from that day forward?
Why, lo and behold, that was the year in which the United States of America – with a certain Crooked Joe Biden as the Obama-designated overseer -- staged the Maidan Coup in order to overthrow the democratically elected government of Ukraine.
And take total control of that country.
Including all of its vast repository of natural resources.
At which point, surprise, surprise, one crack-smoking, whore-mongering Hunter Biden enters the picture, bearing naught but an empty briefcase, and an equally empty head.
And then – for some obscure, inexplicable reason – young Mr. Hunter is suddenly appointed as a handsomely-remunerated board member of the Ukraine’s highly prosperous and profitable Burisma Holdings gas oil and gas company.
Will wonders never cease?
But, wait, there’s more (as we used to say in my infomercial scripting days)!
When a highly reputable and (especially for the Ukraine) usually scrupulous state prosecutor enters to the scene to investigate the notoriously corrupt (as in bribing foreign leaders) Burisma, who pops in and pops off?
Yep, you guessed it:
Crooked Joe Biden, the head of the Biden Crime Family (and, not so coincidentally, the vice president of the United States).
Not surprisingly, with his son/consiglieri/bagman at risk, Joe puts the kibosh on the entire investigation, going so far as to bribe the Ukraine government (with taxpayer funds, no less) to immediately fire the overzealous investigator.
Remember this little gem (quoted in its entirety by outstanding investigative reporter extraordinaire John Solomon):
In his [Crooked Joe’s] own words, with video cameras rolling, he threatened Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko in March 2016 that the Obama administration would pull $1 billion in U.S. loan guarantees, sending the former Soviet republic toward insolvency, if it didn’t immediately fire Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin.
“I said, ‘You’re not getting the billion.’ I’m going to be leaving here in, I
think it was about six hours. I looked at them and said: ‘I’m leaving in six
hours. If the prosecutor is not ired, you’re not getting the money,’” Biden
recalled telling Poroshenko.
“Well, son of a bitch, he got fired. And they put in place someone who was
solid at the time.”
“Solid” being defined as willing to let Biden Crime Family consiglieri bagman Robert Hunter Biden continue raping and robbing the not-so-sovereign puppet state of Ukraine.
Very likely not just to the tune of his exorbitant board member stipend – but of billions and billions more dollars for years and years to come.
With, as young Hunter lamented in his emails, “ten percent to the Big Man” (lest we forget).
Much of that hefty take, no doubt, from the hundreds of billions of dollars the Big Man handed crooked Ukraine officials and operatives in the Ukraine’s US-sponsored futile, fatal war against Russia.
So there you have it.
The exact reason Joseph Robinette Biden extended his vile son’s pardon all the way back to January 1, 2014.
It’s because Joe Biden is a crook.
And while he is, as Jesse told us, also an idiot, he is not stupid enough to leave himself wide open to criminal charges once an honest administration enters the White House and sits astride the Department of Justice.
A Justice Department that could quite possibly convince a weak-minded and equally weak-willed wayward Hunter to turn state’s evidence and begin singing like a bird.
So, you see, in the final analysis, the shameless sham of a man Joeseph Robinette Biden was not really pardoning his repugnant, repulsive sybaritic son on Sunday December 1, 2024, (a day which will now live in licentious infamy).
In one final act of utter self-indulgent megalomania, Joesph Biden was actually protecting -- and in effect pardoning -- himself.
And that is because from the very beginning of his sordid, self-serving career, as I said at the outset, “Joeseph Robinette Biden has never had any interests in mind other than his own.”
Which will one day be his epitaph.
