Dear Constitutional Rights PAC Patriot,
The government lapdog Mainstream Media is done.
Kaput.
Cadaverous.
Moribund.
Exsanguinous.
Finalizado.
DOD.
Which proves anew that, yes, there is a God – and vengeance is His, thus saith the Lord!
The truth is that each and every day, fewer and fewer people are watching the lickspittle mainstream media…
Because they lie, pervert, and prevaricate.
And on top of that, they are boring.
Let’s put it this way: If you saw some tiresome boor like Jake Tapper, Wolf Blitzer, Brett Baier, or Joe Scarborough coming at you on a pubic street, you’d likely duck into the nearest laundramat and act like you were obsessed with monitoring the spin cycle
Am I right?
Of course – because they and their malignant, monotonous Mainstream Media cohorts have long since worn out their welcomes…
Yet they just keep inserting themselves into your every waking moment like an odious uncle at the family picnic.
And one is reminded of the immortal words of Henry II, “Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?”
Well, alas and at last, someone – or, rather, some thing – has.
It is the burgeoning Alternative Media.
It is increasingly prevailing and predominant.
What makes the Alternative Media so vitally appealing to conservative Americans?
Well, it’s far more entertaining, it’s exponentially more honest – and the hosts talk to you like you’re intelligent human being, instead of a lowly subject of their imperious realm.
That’s for starters.
So c’mon now, make the switch…
And kiss the corpses goodbye!
