Laughing Boy

Dear Constitutional Rights PAC Patriot,

I am rushing this Special Edition of the Constitutional Rights PAC  Inner Circle alert out to you –

Because I know that right now you are being hit with questions from your family, friends, and neighbors about Kamala Harris’s selection of Laughing Boy Tim Walz as her running mate – 

And you need to be fully prepared!

So, check out the critical information below.

Ingest it, digest it – and make absolutely certain that all who follow your lead (and I know there are many) fully understand that:

1. Tim Walz happy countenance is a façade. He is Stephen King’s laughing clown. He is nothing less than a smiling tyrant. 
2. He was chosen to hand Minnesota to Kamala Harris by appeasing the anti-Semitic, radical Muslim population of that state. Which is appalling. 

Let’s cut to your “Tampon Tim Study Guide” to help you combat the lickspittle mainstream media’s coming campaign of misinformation!

First, there is this from the Trump campaign (my comments are in red):

1. Walz fully supports "sanctuary cities" and "sanctuary states."
2. Walz backs mass amnesty for millions of illegal aliens.
3. Walz refuses to call Kamala's unprecedented border invasion a "crisis."
4. Walz wants to provide "ladder[s]" to aid illegal immigrants in scaling the border wall.
5. Walz signed legislation giving illegal aliens free, taxpayer-funded health care and college – government largesse denied to taxpaying Minnesotans who footed the bill).
6. Walz signed legislation allowing illegal aliens to get driver's licenses and title vehicles – as a prelude to granting them full voting rights. 
7. Walz opened an "Office of New Americans," which spends taxpayer dollars "solely on supporting immigrant and refugee integration" in the sanctuary state.
8. Walz allowed leftist rioters to burn Minneapolis to the ground (who Kamala subsequently bailed out), directed police to surrender their precinct, stalled deploying the National Guard for days (by claiming city officials did not submit the right paper work), then excused the riots as what happens when "a society that does not put equity and inclusion at the center."
9. Walz backs voting rights for convicted felons — including violent criminals.
10. Walz allowed criminals to walk free — including a woman who drowned her own baby.
11. Walz thinks voter ID and voter integrity laws as solutions "looking for a problem."
12. Walz raised billions in new taxes — and wanted to raise them even more.
13. Walz smeared rural America as "mostly rocks and cows."
14. Walz supports a ban on gas-powered vehicles.
15. Walz signed legislation to FORCE Minnesota to be "carbon-free" by 2040 – which would effectively ban privately owned gas-powdered automobiles).
16. Walz opposes fracking.
17. Walz backed defunding the police – on the heels of the Floyd riots that burned down Minneapolis).
18. Walz presided over a massive uptick in violent crime (while he had a phalanx of armed body guards).
19. Walz thinks "one person's socialism is another person's neighborliness."
20. Walz opposes restricting sexually explicit and pornographic content from elementary schools (which, frankly, would make most of us a little reluctant to shake hands with the porno patron).
21. Walz signed legislation requiring schools to stock menstrual products in boys' bathrooms – as a way of encouraging young male Minnesotans to “transition” to girls.
22. Walz signed an order allowing minors to receive gender reassignment surgeries with no age limit. (See number 21)
23. Walz thinks it's "insane" to be upset at partnering with a satanic designer to promote transgender products for kids.
24. Walz smeared President Trump's supporters as "fascists," just days after the assassination attempt against him.
25. Walz defended his forced school lockdowns and masking, even after they were shown to be ineffective.
26. Walz set up a snitch line for neighbors to rat each other out for violating his tyrannical COVID orders – while demanding that Pro Lifers “mind your own damn business) .
27. Walz laughed at citizens who dared to criticize his misguided (and dangerous, according to the Harvard Medical Journal) lockdown order.
28. Walz discharged COVID-positive patients to long-term care facilities, which were decimated with some of highest death rates in the nation.
29. Walz oversaw massive, wide-reaching fraud that cost taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars.
30. Walz enshrined into law unrestricted abortion-on-demand until birth and stripped away the right of newborn babies to receive lifesaving care (otherwise known as murder).
31. Walz lied about his own National Guard service (he abandoned his comrades in the face of fire).
32. Walz has repeatedly praised communist China, saying the U.S. shouldn't have an "adversarial relationship" with them.
33. Walz covered up Biden's obvious cognitive decline.
34. Walz surrounds himself with the likes of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, and Keith Ellison.(the second of whom he said he fantasizes about while jogging every morning –which must make her husband/brother jealous).

And finally, let’s look at Mark Dicen’s lighter – but equally as incisive – insights:

When I was a kid growing up on the hard-scabble streets of inner-city Baltimore, laughing boys like Walz were constantly hanging around wreaking havoc. They would steal your baseball glove – and then laugh about it when you caught them red handed. They would try to cheat at wall ball – and then laugh about it when told them to knock it off. They would cop a feel from an unsuspecting girl – and then laugh about it when she slapped them the crap out of them.

We disposed of the laughing boys with utmost haste. 

As the Good Book tells us, “Go thou and do likewise.”

Happy hunting!